Just so our spam topics don’t get lost in the shuffle, I’m starting this post. Just put your oracular spam topics in the comments.
Just so our spam topics don’t get lost in the shuffle, I’m starting this post. Just put your oracular spam topics in the comments.
And to get us started:
Wear what you like anytime
in the message: I put mine side by side with my boss’s.
I think they were trying to sell faux-Rolexes.
Ni hao,
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you can smell love for everyone
Francesca has her eye on you, Fabio is looking your way.
A cock to remember.
Heh. Indeed.
Great popping cleavage.
Gun her good gun her well
Rectify your lack of manhood
Be well-hung like a camel
Change your small trout into a great white shark
and
from me, puma’s grace, which I thought was interesting in a koan kind of way.
Exchange your six life
Make your woman happy. battle gripes.
Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
Take the blue pill and she’ll show you how far down the rabbit hole goes
“Be more sexy Have bigger subject”
I leave it to Marc to expound on the subject/object dichotomy.
Bijgevoegde mail is beoordeeld als spam.
video without cowards Stunning for dale
I have a new one:
“New rules for 6 figure incomes”
These people are NOT reaching their target demographic.
FW: Is your skills about to expired?
from spam at school, which almost never gets through, so this has an extra I-Ching-iness to it:
my lips secret things as my heart,it still slides right on.
from our own site’s spamfilter:
In terms of bonalnoy erudition – grammotno done!
Yo, Aphorist, let’s put this on our Aphorisms page.
This is magnificent! Read it!
Beautiful. Which gives me an idea. What if we generated text like this for performance? We could compose a scene in English with it’s own verbal playfulness and questionable subject matter (plot), then run it through a translator (we would have to explore which languages work lead to the most interesting transformations) and then run that through a translator into English. Clearly we would fiddle with the transforms until it approached the sublime effect we seek. Then play it.
I was completely charmed by this one:
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We offer goods that have a name, purpose and the best possible price.
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